{"slip": { "id": 210, "advice": "You never really grow up."}}
{"slip": { "id": 145, "advice": "Always the burrito."}}
{"slip": { "id": 176, "advice": "Good things come to those who wait."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 126, "advice": "Taking photos with tablet devices looks weird."}}
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