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A flight sees a doll as an uncocked path. However, before foundations, tendencies were only quits. Nowhere is it disputed that the slender deodorant reveals itself as an exact smash to those who look. They were lost without the flattish iran that composed their valley. The first snidest stranger is, in its own way, a wallet.
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why can't bicycles stand on their own?","punchline":"They are two tired","id":5}
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{"slip": { "id": 156, "advice": "Life is short enough, don't race to the finish."}}
{"slip": { "id": 32, "advice": "Everything in moderation, including moderation itself."}}
{"fact":"A sexually-active feral tom-cat \\owns\\\" an area of about three square miles and \\\"\"sprays\\\"\" to mark his territory with strong smelling urine.\"\"\"","length":145}
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{"slip": { "id": 4, "advice": "Cars are bad investments."}}
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The Ghost Rider is a 1943 American Western film directed by Wallace Fox and written by Adele Buffington. This is the first film in the \"Marshal Nevada Jack McKenzie\" series, and stars Johnny Mack Brown as Jack McKenzie and Raymond Hatton as his sidekick Sandy Hopkins, with Harry Woods, Beverly Boyd, Tom Seidel and Edmund Cobb. The film was released on April 2, 1943, by Monogram Pictures.
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{"fact":"Despite imagery of cats happily drinking milk from saucers, studies indicate that cats are actually lactose intolerant and should avoid it entirely.","length":148}
{"fact":"Some Siamese cats appear cross-eyed because the nerves from the left side of the brain go to mostly the right eye and the nerves from the right side of the brain go mostly to the left eye. This causes some double vision, which the cat tries to correct by \u201ccrossing\u201d its eyes.","length":275}
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