{"slip": { "id": 111, "advice": "You're not as fat as you think you are."}}
{"type":"programming","setup":"Where do programmers like to hangout?","punchline":"The Foo Bar.","id":17}
{"slip": { "id": 5, "advice": "If you have the chance, take it!"}}
{"slip": { "id": 143, "advice": "When painting a room, preparation is key. The actual painting should account for about 40% of the work."}}
{"slip": { "id": 121, "advice": "If you think your headphones are dying, check the socket for fluff with a straightened paperclip."}}
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Mycalesis mineus, the dark-brand bush brown, is a species of satyrine butterfly found in Asia.
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{"type":"programming","setup":"Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?","punchline":"He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.","id":413}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why can't you use \"Beef stew\"as a password?","punchline":"Because it's not stroganoff.","id":307}
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